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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...