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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
A bus stops and two Italian men get on…
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...