There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...