Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...