Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...