Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...