Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Skin-diving!
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Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...