Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...