Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...