Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...