Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...