Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...