I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...