God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
mouse’s favorite record?
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Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...