Problems during flight
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With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Quiz For My Smart Friends
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Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!