Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!