Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....