A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...