One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Lily!
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Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Telemarketers go away
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State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.