58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...