Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!