Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...