womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.