Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....