Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...