Not On Your Anniversary!
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Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Politically Correct Terms
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There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....