Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...