Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...