Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...