Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...