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Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
The Bachelor Diet
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Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
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The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...