yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...