Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.