Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...