Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...