What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...