Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink