The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...