The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...