You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...