Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?