You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...