Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...