A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
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Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...