AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...