The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...