Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...