Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.