I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
I.Q. of 50?
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Ultra dumb
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Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...