What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Very stupid musician
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How do I know anything really exists?
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Computer Illiteracy
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Newly issued alcohol warnings
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Star Warts!
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A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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