Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...