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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
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This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
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Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
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